Flamin’ Good Time
This girl has the appearance of someone who is going to have a very enjoyable evening but as we all know, looks can often be deceiving!
The Old Phone In The Toilet Trick
Okay, so it’s not a trick as such. In fact, it’s an absolute fail of the highest order and we’re glad it was this unlucky person instead of us!
We don’t know exactly what’s in those containers but what we do know is that somebody is losing their job for this!
On the plus side (if there really is one) this guy did manage to see the stop sign eventually.
Oh, The Keys…
Sometimes the universe seems to hate you so much that it hurts, not physical hurt, but deep down in the bottom of your heart…
Robbed In Broad Daylight!
Some days, you’re having such a bad day that you manage to get robbed by monkeys!
This guy was going to go home and paint his kitchen but thought he’d paint the car while he was at it. Probably.
That’s A Bad Day
You know that you should definitely have stayed in bed where the world can’t tough you when you lock the keys in your van …and you’re the locksmith!
The Guatemalan Drinking Spider. Or Something…
There’s an actual big ass spider in this cup!
Do you think this looks as though this poor guy is being punished or did he just draw the short straw? I’ve got another question; has he heard of gumboots?
Stay In Bed. Seriously.
This person probably shouldn’t get out of bed most days – not just this day!
On the plus side, this guy can go and dispute the ticket with an explanation of what happened. But then again, he really shouldn’t have to. What sort of jerk would just leave after hitting the car?!
Oh yeah, lots of jerks would…
This photo reminds me of Bad Santa which has recently seen its second installment. I’m not trying to promote the film or anything, it’s just that, who doesn’t love a potty-mouthed, drunken, sexual deviant Santa, huh?
This poor woman appears to be about as shocked and dismayed as I would be if I had found myself in this position. Oh well, better her than us, right?
Seriously though, how does this even happen?
This is one of those situations where you can see what has happened, and what could potentially happen next, but you’re absolutely powerless to stop it because there’s no way of taking control. Man, that must be a liberating experience to feel that vulnerability and let it go… Probably.
This Just Plain Old Sucks!
There’s not a whole lot we can say about this one except, “Clean all your shit up off the floor and then maybe you’d only have to clean the carpet instead of your clothes too, you idiot?!”
Something like that…
…And This One
Yeah, it sucks and all, but at least you aren’t that last dude.
When The Toilet Paper Rolls Away…
You definitely should have stayed din bed today. I mean, even the toilet paper is trying to avoid you when you need it most!
For Next Time…
There’s a little thing called a hand brake that you might want to make an acquaintance with before you buy your next one.